guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
What happens when teens are home alone
According to social media: wild and crazy party time!
Me: fuck yeah I can take my headphones off!